Friday, July 24, 2009

Jacobism #6: Gonads...Yes...GONADS!

May 2009
Setting: In Charleston, SC driving back to the condo from the store.
Mood: Unsuspecting...I mean REALLY unsuspecting.

JACOBISM: (with dead seriousness...and fully expecting a reasonable answer) "Mom, would you rather have ONE ball the size of King Kong or 4,000 the size of grapes???"

Me:
Inside voice: "Is he serious? Is he talking about what I THINK he's talking about??"
Outside voice: (trying HARD not to laugh): "Are you SERIOUS? Are you talking about what I THINK you're talking about???


He was.
From there he went into all the pros and cons of each position on the matter.

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